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lol, he's pedro's brother, idiot...

Only j1 has a brain in this stupid server.

Where the fuck is list of best ex-players I ask???!!!

@Fsjal:
I have fuckin forgot about it. So much forgot that I started to walk even I haven't got legs.
@Pedro:
It's not a fake noob
@Money $hot:
I wasn't in shop, I was walking (flying?) on (above?) Rio's streets and i found it. I didn't do a photo (i sent it to pedro), but inside the cup is a text ...

I was walking through Rio's streets and I found a cup with Pedro's autograph inside:

Isn't it strange that this macho is gay?

I prefer lost my head than lost my nuts...

But I have nuts in head...

I tried to fly like a bird, but it didin't work
Then I had began thinking about how should I land. I thought that if i land on head, my death'd be quick
But unluckily it was hard to do

what?

Pedro-NF wrote:

j1 wrote:Joking aside, get better so you can have sex.

TRANSLATION j1 is planning a trip to Poland in about a year...

So, if somebody wants sex with a real invalid macho, I think 150 PLN (about 50 euro) is good price.

So nice
But I think doctor was in shock because I was thinking about jumping just after an accident. Not because it is impossible.
I will be like barbie with plastic legs

I see you really love me, so I'll give you some informations about my luck :D

In my first accident I looked so much funny, couse I had a flaskneck in my eye :D. Some milimetres deeper and I have brain infection (OMG I'd kill you everybody on server as a zombie :D )
In second accident I have to ...

As you know I had two accidents (first when a big crazy chemist dropped flask with explosive (picric acid), second when my parachute hasn't opened at all). In first I lost my eye and foot, but I still could play with mthrfckrs from NF. In second I lost my legs and i got problems with spine. I still ...

LOL I'M SPY