I see you really love me, so I'll give you some informations about my luck
In my first accident I looked so much funny, couse I had a flaskneck in my eye
. Some milimetres deeper and I have brain infection (OMG I'd kill you everybody on server as a zombie
)
In second accident I have to thank my friend. We had a routine skydive training. When we pack parachute to rucksack there are two ways to do this. First is that we just furl the parachute and attach some lines to special places in rucksack (it is for amortisation - new generation parachutes. In older we don't attach any lines, just put furled parachute in). Second way is same then the first, but we also spread a bit of parachute by hooking corners to taches. It is a proffesional way and the first one takes less time, so we usually do the first method (which is more dangerous, becouse there is larger chance that it won't open, and when parachute stuck in rucksack there is no amortisation, while in second way a bit of parachute still gives resistance). I furled parachute and put it into rucksack, but my friend (head of our jump) ordered us to pack it safely. And we jumped. I had a lot of adrenaline, as always, but when I pulled parachute cable I felt like the adrenaline runned from my ears
. Except the landing, it was best jump ever
.
And when I landed, I was thinking that I am dreaming - I looked behind and spot bones with meat and blood
. I swooned, and woke in hospital. So my friend saved me from death
And it is miracle that i didn't die even I had amortisation (doctors was in schock
).
Only when I will pass my rehabilitation I will go and play with nuts
. But probably it will be in a year or more.
There are three worse things in all:
1. I can't have a sex (well, maybe some day my I will be little more agile and this will change, but even my wife will be jumping on my, I think
)
2. I can't jump with parachute (I asked doctor is it possible to jump with prosthesis, but he opened eyes widely and come off my room
)
3. I can't play ET! (but, as I wrote, maybe I'll play
)
And you know, life is brutal, but what the fuck? We live only about 70 years. It isn't much, so why should I care about my legs? I like do crazy things, becouse it makes this 70 years longer, and also it makes every bad luck like it didn't happen. Maybe I'll die early becouse of my crazy, but life will be better
Fuck the God and Satan
EDIT: In real, Pedro hates me becouse now everybody think that I am bigger macho than him HAHAHA
