VINTAGE Money $hot porra, now up for auction at Christie's.

[jakeson]

Money, Seal Team 6 has offered their security services for you until the sale is complete. Apparently the Bin Laden thing just wasn't enough of a challenge and they are looking for something dangerous to do. They say they've picked up chatter from several gov'ts including the Chinese, the Iraninans and multiple rogue elements inside the USA, all discussing plans to infiltrate the auction and steal the Porra. Be careful, the entire world is going crazy. This is much worse than when Willie Wonka gave out those 5 golden tickets, be careful!