TOTAL ARMAGEDDON on the [>NF<] Noobs Forever Rust Server - Wednesday, 4 April 2018, 8 pm EST

[Pedro-NF]

THIS WORLD IS COMING TO AN END !!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL !!!

On Wednesday, 4 April 2018, starting 8 pm EST, the admin of the [>NF<] Noobs Forever Rust Server will be giving out AKs, rocket launchers, C4, ammo and all kinds of stuff so you can practice destroying the Bradley APC and the evil Helis.

F.A.Q.:

Q: What's the IP of that ****ing server?

A: https://www.google.com/search?dcr=0&q=noobs+forever

Q: Will I be allowed to use all that stuff to level player bases and kill other players?

A: NO. Doing that will get you instapermabanned.

Q: Is the admin abusive?

A: Extremely.

Q: How can I expect to be abused?

A: In every possible way and then some.

Q: I've never been to that ****** server, how come I'm banned?

A: The admin probably read something you've posted somewhere and determined that you are a toxic person unworthy of playing on the [>NF<] Rust Server. Or he just hates your guts. We follow FacePunch's own Manual For Good And Fair Banning Practices to the letter.

Q: How do I appeal my ban?

A: Send an email to kimjongkong@korea-dpr.info.

Q: Who is this mother****ing admin?

A: He's probably been banned for some random reason by now.

Q: You run a Rust server, why did you write a negative review for the game?

A: Because the game is great but the devs, their support staff and forums "mods" treat their own player base with absolute disregard and seem determined to destroy it. Read the ****ing review.

Q: You're a ******* ************** **** ******** ****** ********************.

A: I've been told that before. By the way, you've just been banned.