Real Macho Metal Band!
Posted: 08 Apr 2012, 03:48
Special to Crystal the viada and Pedro-NF.
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Special to Crystal the viada and Pedro-NF.
Re: Real Macho Metal Band!
Posted: 08 Apr 2012, 04:59
well... it did make me laugh... kinda like Jack Black
Re: Real Macho Metal Band!
Posted: 08 Apr 2012, 05:08
Did u like the pirocation, Crystal? 
Re: Real Macho Metal Band!
Posted: 08 Apr 2012, 08:29
Massacration is a Brazilian metal band with funny lyrics. Their sound and lyrics are parodies of "real" metal bands like Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Manowar, etc., with the lyrics in (usually) syntatically correct English but filled with words in "Portenglish" that they create, usually by anglicizing Portuguese curse words (ex.: buceta (cunt) + ation = "bucetation"). To date, they have released only two albums.
I'd like to dedicate the song "Metal Bucetation" to my dear servant Crystal:
P.S.: the word "buceta (cunt)" is not used in Portuguese as an offensive term for a woman in the way it can be used in English.
I'd like to dedicate the song "Metal Bucetation" to my dear servant Crystal:
P.S.: the word "buceta (cunt)" is not used in Portuguese as an offensive term for a woman in the way it can be used in English.
Re: Real Macho Metal Band!
Posted: 08 Apr 2012, 22:32
I didn't know they have 2 cds!! I only have the first one... I'll look for the 2ยบ now!!!
http://youtu.be/TcBYBukjkBY
http://youtu.be/TcBYBukjkBY
Re: Real Macho Metal Band!
Posted: 09 Apr 2012, 08:06
Discography
Gates Of Metal Fried Chicken Of Death (2005)
Good Blood Headbanguers (2009)
Massacration (Wikipedia)
Gates Of Metal Fried Chicken Of Death (2005)
Good Blood Headbanguers (2009)
Massacration (Wikipedia)
Re: Real Macho Metal Band!
Posted: 09 Apr 2012, 08:42
of course spot.... and aww Pedro is dedicating a song to me, how sweet. 
Re: Real Macho Metal Band!
Posted: 09 Apr 2012, 09:33
In the video "The Mummy", at 4:37 minutes there are subtitles in Portuguese of a (silent) dialog between the mummy and the band. Translation:
Mummy: "Queue up 'cause I'm gonna fuck all of you."
Band: "No, please, we are virgins!"
Mummy: "Screw you. I haven't fucked anyone for 2,000 years and my cock is throbbing for vengeance."
Band: "No way! We only do safe sex and there's no drugstore around here!"
Mummy: "I have condoms!"
Band: "All right then, but if anything goes wrong will you call an ambulance?"
The mummy makes a thumbs-up sign.
At the end of the clip, the band members walk away limping, for obvious reasons...
Mummy: "Queue up 'cause I'm gonna fuck all of you."
Band: "No, please, we are virgins!"
Mummy: "Screw you. I haven't fucked anyone for 2,000 years and my cock is throbbing for vengeance."
Band: "No way! We only do safe sex and there's no drugstore around here!"
Mummy: "I have condoms!"
Band: "All right then, but if anything goes wrong will you call an ambulance?"
The mummy makes a thumbs-up sign.
At the end of the clip, the band members walk away limping, for obvious reasons...
Re: Real Macho Metal Band!
Posted: 09 Apr 2012, 12:50
Hey! was Massacration who influenced these bands!Pedro-NF wrote:Massacration is a Brazilian metal band with funny lyrics. Their sound and lyrics are parodies of "real" metal bands like Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Manowar, etc.
"All the nations, stop the punhetation,
All the nations, Fuck the Bucetation!"
- Massacration